Klownworld News #8: Election Special

 

  • Sunak calls snap election
  • Tory rats desert sinking ship
  • Starmer reveals his six points
  • Farage enters the fray for Reform
  • Gains on the right in EU elections

 

To even the most insightful commentators, why Wishy Washy Sunak called a snap election his party has no chance of winning is somewhat of a mystery, but that's what he did.

Right from the off, things went badly when his announcement outside Number 10 was interrupted by Labour supporters playing Blair's 1997 campaign song by D-Ream, Things Can Only Get Better. To add insult to injury, even the Gods showed their displeasure by opening the heavens and soaking Ratface Rishi to the skin.

 



 

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer kicked off his party's campaign by announcing the six points "for change" his party would implement when they inevitably win the election.

 



 

He was even able to flank the Tories from the right on immigration, knowing that given the government's woeful record, it would be almost impossible to match the current numbers of immigrants currently arriving on our shores.

 



 

Nigel Farage, the owner of Reform, entered the fray, sacking the awful non-entity Richard Tice and becoming leader himself. Farage will contest the Clacton seat in Essex in his 8th attempt to be elected to parliament. This has boosted Reform's standing in the polls, with some putting them only two points behind the Conservatives at 17%. Just how the Tories are holding on to second place is anyone's guess and likely doesn't reflect reality, given the level of anger in the country at their betrayal on immigration and the general state of things.

Sensing the imminent collapse of the Tory vote, like rats deserting a sinking ship, a whopping 75 of their MPs have announced they will be standing down and not waiting to be voted out.

 



 

With a Labour majority seemingly inevitable, I am supporting the campaign to inflict a crushing and hopefully permanent defeat of the Tories. #ZeroSeats

 

EU Parliamentary elections have also taken place with right-wing populist parties surging, sending an already worried Globalist elite into hysterics.

In a failed attempt to preemptively counter the backlash, EU Commission President Ursula Vond Der Leyen released a campaign video of her in her beautiful village, far from the racial destruction she supports, with a limp-wristed invocation of blood and soil. Needless to say, it didn't work.

 



 

In response to the results that saw Marine Le Pen's party as well as Germany's AfD make significant gains, French President Macron also called a snap election hoping to cling on to power before things get even worse.

 



 

It seems undeniable that the pendulum is swinging against Globalism all across the continent. If there really was no political solution to our woes the current elite wouldn't be in such an obvious panic. Have hope, friends.

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