Klownworld News #7

 

 

 

 

Noem nose her priorities

The Republican Governor of South Dakota, Kristi Noem, has signed the controversial IHRA definition of Antisemitism into law.

Governor Noem was joined in the signing ceremony by Elan Carr, the CEO of the Israeli-American Council for Action, Jewish leader and founder of the Jacobson Society Dan Rosen, Rabbi Dr. Mark Goldfeder, the Director of the National Jewish Advocacy Center, Rabbi Mendel Alperowitz of the Chabad Jewish Center of South Dakota, Renie Schreiber, on behalf of Yinam Cohen, Consul General of Israel to the Midwest, Jordan Cope from Stand With Us, the prime sponsors of the bill Representative Fred Deutsch and Senator Jim Mehlhaff, and many other prominent Jewish leaders.

 

There are fewer than 500 Jews in the whole of South Dakota, so it's imperative that Governor Noem keeps them happy.

Brigitte Macron and the biggest political scandal in human history, allegedly.

Candace Owens went full Magatard this week claiming that Brigitte Macron, the elderly wife of French President Emmanuel Macron is, in fact, a man.

 

Emerging dishevelled from the rabbit hole, she claimed in a video that this was the "biggest political scandal in human history" and that she was willing to stake her entire professional reputation, whatever that amounts to, on the "fact" that Brigitte Macron is a man.

Landscapes are racist

We learned this week that not only is the countryside itself "racist", but paintings of countryside landscapes can evoke "Dark Nationalist feelings" in people.

 

Cambridge University-owned Fitzwilliam Museum spokesperson Luke Soyson said that adding warnings to the paintings was absolutely, definitely not "woke" and added "something something inclusivity, diversity, and intersectional, non-binary carbon footprints you bigots!"

I can't even... think of a title for this one.

The winning sculpture designs for the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square have been announced.

 

Tschabalalalalalala Self's bronze and blue homage to a "metropolitan woman of colour" bearing an uncanny resemblance to the Hottentot Venus was chosen from a shortlist of seven according to the BBC. Narrowly beating a giant sweet potato. Yes, really.