Klownworld News #6

 

Sewer Jew Rat Run.


The sight of a jew coming up from the sewers and scurrying away like a rodent is something that many people, even those farthest to the starboard side of politics didn't see coming, but it happened.





Though the story has been well covered, explanations for the tunnel, where it was going, what the intention was and so on is an ongoing debate and investigation. Tunnels which flout building regulations are unlikely to have been used for legal reasons though, and we can only speculate why they were pulling bloodstained mattresses out of their filthy rat-run.





Firmly in the "couldn't make it up" category, this bizarre story is a New Year gift for the Klownworld newsroom.


Democracy Has It's Downsides


Mar Galcerán has become Spain's first parliamentarian with Down's Syndrome.





“It’s un-pre-ced, unpissited, oh bollocks it's never happened before,” the 45-year-old told the Guardian. “Society is starting to see that people with Down’s syndrome have a lot to contribute. But it’s a very long road" said Galcerán, wiping the dribble from her chin.


Afd Meets Sellner


Politicians from Germany’s evil far-right Alternative für Deutschland (AfD) party, met the head of the far-far-right nasty extremist Identitarian Movement and neo-Nasty activists to discuss a “masterplan” for mass deportations in the event of the party coming to power.





The meeting, which was first reported on Wednesday by bedwetting far-left activists, took place last November at a countryside hotel on the outskirts of Potsdam. It is likely to feed a fraught debate over whether the AfD should be banned due to growing concerns that with AfD gaining in the polls, democracy could actually be used by the German people for their benefit. The horror.


We Wuz at Cable Street


A new musical has been produced yet again eulogising the so-called Battle of Cable St when a bunch of smelly Jews, communists and other anti-British agitators used despicable violence to prevent proud Englishmen from lawfully marching through their own capital city.





The twist with this version is that it rightfully places Tyrone, Shaniqua, Jamal and Winston at the scene.


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