Klownworld News #5

 

 

 

 



Braverman Sacked, Cameron resurrected

The big news this week is that Suella Braverman has been sacked from her job as Home Secretary as the Prime Minister bowed to pressure from the media and the Labour opposition over some of her comments.

Wishy-Washy Sunak, who had put all of his eggs in the populist basket in a desperate attempt to convince the public that his party was serious about reducing immigration and "stopping the boats", effectively bottled it after concluding that her tough talk was just too tough and that she might actually mean it.

Sunak was later savaged in a letter by Braverman that the little man may never recover from. 

https://twitter.com/SuellaBraverman/status/1724465401982070914

In her place, he brought in James Cleverly, another ethnic who will talk a little bit less tough and not mean a word of it anyway.

As part of his reshuffle, Sunak inexplicably decided to resurrect the political career of David Cameron of all people. Sunak had the former PM sworn into the House of Lords, since he's no longer an elected MP, made him Foreign Secretary and had him fly out to shake hands and make ridiculous promises to Zelensky. Cameron has since said he wants to use billions of our money to help the poor in other countries. What an absolute tosser.


 

Cher and Streisand vow to leave US

Cher and Barbara Streisand have vowed to leave the USA if Donald Trump becomes president for the second time.



Promises, promises.

 

Pink shows true colours


Hideous singing has been, Pink (early life predictable) will give away 2000 anti-white and degenerate books, banned by the state of Florida at a gig in Miami next week. "It's especially hateful to see authorities take aim at books about race and racism and against LGBTQ authors and those of colour.
"We have made so many strides toward equality in this country and no one should want to see this progress reversed", said the witch.




And finally...

After learning a few weeks ago that stabbing is unlawful in the UK another useful judgement has been reached.

A Coroner's Inquest has revealed that Sergeant Matt Ratana was unlawfully killed when he was shot inside a Croydon police station in 2020.




The killer, Louis De Zoysa, had been arrested earlier by a trainee under the supervision of a female officer and had failed to properly search the man who was carrying a revolver in an underarm holster. He was then able to wriggle free from his handcuffs and shoot Sergeant Rattana.

Make of that what you will.

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