Klownworld News #4

 

 

 

 

 

The King's Speech

King Charles has given his first speech outlining the government's plans for the year ahead.

Everything these days seems to be about the Jews, and so of course the most important news is that the "Toast Rack" Holocaust memorial, commemorating the millions of jews who were browned off in a giant toaster before being buttered and fed to the guards, will be built in Victoria Tower Gardens next to Parliament.

The Not So Current Thing

The Covid Inquiry has been taking place, but nobody cares about that because it's over, finito, dead. It's several current things ago, and yeah, like, whatever. Alright, by way of analysis, we'll just say that it's one group of bastards being grilled by another group of bastards who all supported the whole debacle and now want to squabble about it to score party political points in the aftermath.

The Strange Return of the Counterjihad

The clock was turned back to at least 2015 this week with the unbanning on X (Twitter) of philosemites Tommy Robinstein (real name Simon Yarmulke L'chaim) and Katie Hopkins. The timing of this when Israel is experiencing a period of unpopularity is entirely cohencidental, got it?

Douglas Murray has been everywhere (including Israel) getting in a right flap about the plight of the jews and warning of antisemitism. Suddenly he offers solutions calling loudly for deportations, now that his jewish friends have been upset. Previously such talk was "far-right" and we wouldn't want that. It's all very odd.

 

 

Germany never allowed to forget

This week is 85 years since Kristallnacht when some jews had their property vandalised. No act of vandalism has ever come close or had the same importance and we must wail and weep about it for all eternity.

It was also 100 years since the Beer Hall Putsch, which did fail but gave Mr Hitler time to write a best seller.

Cenotaph Super Saturday

Pro-Palestinian demonstrators had a march in London on Saturday. Policing of the march was soft as you might expect. Pro Israel, double-digit IQ, drunken Tommy Robinson worshippers, whipped up right on cue by the man himself went down to protect the Cenotaph from a march that was nowhere near it, clash with the police and make arses of themselves. The actual "far-right" stayed away, but will still end up being smeared by the the media, as usual, who got the pictures they were after.

It's all so tiresome.