Klownworld News #2

 

Gaza Conflict Rumbles on

As the Israel/Gaza conflict continues, repercussions are being felt around the world, with the Jewish lobby demanding support for the collective punishment of Palestinians.

Protests about the conflict in a far-off land, both pro-Israel and pro-Palestine, have thanks to unlimited immigration, been taking place all over the West and Airstrip One is no exception.

Hate crimes, against both Jews and Muslims have reportedly increased in the wake of all this with both sides competing to be the winner of the victimhood Olympics. It's almost as if this multiculturalism thing doesn't work.

Labour leader Keir Starmer has come under fire from the largely pro-Muslim party members for not condemning Israeli brutality and supporting the turning off of essential supplies to Gaza. This has led some, mostly Cuckservatives and Counter Jihad types, to bizarrely claim that the Labour Party is controlled by Muslims. 

They must have forgotten that his predecessor, Jeremy Corbyn, was ousted after months of screeching about antisemitism from Jews, who then installed their man Sir Keir, who has dutifully used his time as leader to crack down on any criticism of Jews and Israel.

Israel has demanded the head of UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres after he suggested that the attack by Hamas did not happen in a vacuum.

 

WW3 seems firmly on the horizon as the US has deployed troops to the Middle East. Senator Lindsey Graham has claimed that the only way to avoid the conflict escalating is to escalate the conflict by attacking Iran.

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Lesbian Nana strikes again

WPC Emily Bradshaw of West Yorkshire Police shot to fame after arresting an autistic child for saying the PC PC looked like her lesbian Nana. This week WPC Bradshaw, who has since become known as Lesbian Nana, was filmed enthusiastically performing her duty to pepper spray white men whilst leaping about frantically and aggressively like a demented witch.

 

 

You can be sure that minority communities would not be subjected to this kind of policing, but with WPC Lesbian Nana under investigation for a second time, she does at least provide some entertainment value. 

Stabbing is unlawful

We learned on Wednesday that contrary to popular belief stabbing is, in fact, illegal under UK law.

This amazing revelation emerged after an inquest into the death of Yousef Makki, 17, who died after suffering a stab wound to the heart in Hale Barns, Greater Manchester, in 2019. 

The result of the inquest led to the BBC producing the comedic headline "Boy's stab death unlawful, new inquest concludes".

Shabina Begum appeal

ISIS bride Shamima Begum, who travelled to Syria to join Islamic State is currently appealing the decision to revoke her British citizenship.

Lawyers for the bitch who the media have sought to rehabilitate by giving her a makeover and having her pose with Union Jack flag cushions in her refugee camp tent, argued that it was unlawful to remove her citizenship.

No verdict has been announced at the time of this article being published.

Whilst she should be prevented from returning, it seems clear that she is being used by the British government to look tough on terrorists whilst they continue to allow the entry of hundreds of thousands of like-minded aliens both legally and illegally every single year.

Beachy head woman not black after all.

The false and malicious claim that black people have always been in Britain was dealt another blow this week after a plaque claiming that the so-called Beachy Head Woman (dubbed Wensleydale Woman by our own Tony Hayers) was the first black Briton was removed when it emerged after DNA testing that the woman was likely from Cyprus.

TikTok tosser Mizzy faces custodial sentence

MuhDikTokker Mizzy, who gained notoriety after a series of "pranks" in which he terrorized members of the public and carried out several crimes on camera has been banned from using social media and warned he faces a custodial sentence after multiple breaches of a court order.

According to the BBC "The prankster, real name Bacari-Bronze O'Garro, 19, was charged with four breaches of a criminal behaviour order. It banned him from sharing videos of people without seeking their approval. He was found to have "deliberately flouted" the court order "within hours" of it being passed in May.

Judge Matthew Bone criticised O'Garro at Stratford Magistrates Court for "lacking all credibility" after he denied breaching the order."

He is due to be sentenced on 21 November at Thames Magistrates Court.

And finally...

Bobi, the world's oldest dog has died at the ripe old age of 31.

 

 

From NPR: 

 

https://www.npr.org/2023/10/25/1208478868/bobi-worlds-oldest-dog-dies-portuguese

 

"He lived to be a record-smashing 31 years and 165 days old.

"But Bobi's ultimately long life was nearly cut short as a puppy.

According to his owner, Leonel Costa, Bobi was part of a litter of four puppies born in 1992 that Costa's parents decided not to keep because the family already had enough animals.

"Unfortunately, at that time it was considered normal by older people [...] to bury the animals in a hole so that they would not survive," he told Guinness."

It vos a miracle

"By chance, when Costa's parents came for the puppies they failed to take the brown-and-white Bobi, who was hidden in a wood pile. Costa and his brothers kept Bobi a secret from their parents until the dog was too old to be put down.

Bobi's longevity was due to several factors, Costa said, including the "calm, peaceful" environment of their home in central Portugal's Conqueiros, where Bobi had free roam of the surrounding countryside and spent time in the backyard with his "feline friends.""

He was a good boy, and the world will mourn his passing.