The Absolute State of Hope Not Hate


 

It's that time of year again. The time of year when snivelling Communist Nick Lowles, together with his band of smelly, flea-ridden, STI-infected, jobless wanker associates at Dope Not Soap release their annual batshit, frothing-at-the-mouth smearing of everyone to the right of themselves as far-right, racist, conspiracy theorists ready to commit heinous acts of terrorism any minute now.


https://hopenothate.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/state-of-hate-2023-v7-1.pdf


It's fair to say that for many on the right, inclusion in the State of Hate publication has become somewhat of a badge of honour, second only to the Iron Cross itself.


Hope Not Hate and its shitty hitlist of wrong thinkers isn't very popular with the general public, their followers on Twitter being mainly bots which is clear from the pitiful number of likes they get when one of the twats tweets. But that's not important apparently because they have the ear of every traitorous MP at Westminster, which is as far as we know all six hundred odd of them and no doubt the police and every other regime institution too.


So let's have a look at this year's winners.

 


 


The Hitler Parade (partial list in no particular order). Take it away, Smashy.


  1. Committed Zionist Tommy Robinson (real name Stephen Waxy Gammon) 
  2. Jayda Fransen (she's always got her knockers)
  3. Morgoth (Geordie big brain they just can't dox)
  4. Colin Robertson AKA Millennial Woes (The Vile Vlogger)
  5. Fascist Tory backbenchers (if only)
  6. Mark Collett (of Girl With the Fashy Tattoo fame)
  7. Laura Towler (she of the Fascist Tea)
  8. Your dog (gave a sideways glance to a rudeboy down the park)
  9. Andrew Tate (mystery meat Muslim convert and the current bogeyman)
  10. Nigel Farage (Brexity racist bastard)
  11. David Icke (not a fan of aliens)
  12. Paul Joseph Watson (imagine my shock)
  13. Your Granny (has outdated opinions and language. Cremate the bitch now)
  14. Katie Hopkins
  15. Jordan Peterson (he just can't, ok)
  16. Kellie-Jay-Keen (Feminazi who doesn't want cross-dressing perverted men in the ladies toilets)
  17. Your sister's friend's baby (just wants his mum, the bigot)
  18. Carl Benjamin (Sargon of Blakkad)
  19. Lawrence Fox (get back in yer box)
  20. Neema Parvini (Academic Agent)


And there are countless more people and organisations. Many you will have never heard of, and many you will. The list is extensive and seems to cover absolutely everyone from Piers Corbyn to Hitler himself.


That's I suppose not surprising. The general theme this year is that the Far Right has gone mainstream, such is their level of paranoia, the report casts the net wide. Everyone it seems is a dangerous far-right fascist now.


We can only hope they are correct, there is undoubtedly much crossover these days but it certainly seems ridiculously hysterical. Although when the goalposts are shifted relentlessly to the left, millions of normal people will be found to be on the right. This says more about Hope Not Hate than it does about the legions of people they have identified as beyond the pale.


We at the Current Thing, if we were ever lucky enough to win one of their prestigious awards, hope that it will have by then become a star-studded, red-carpet affair where we can all get snapped in our best Hugo Boss outfits and get pissed on Socialist Champagne, which we understand is plentiful at the House of Hopeless.

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