I know it's been a while since the last post, and for that, I am truly sorry. I wish I had some good excuses for you but I'll be honest, I haven't got one.
Copy was going to do one but his dog ate it or something.
I did consider putting up a post titled "The Emperor's New Clothes" with just a blank page underneath. I would have then waited for some poor fool to fall into the trap whereby I would have said "what do you mean you can't see it?" and claimed that only very clever people can read it. I decided that might be taking the piss a little too much though.
As I sit here the thought occurs to me that I could try to come up with something far-fetched like an alien invasion and anal probes, but with the World Cup now on, that sounds a little too much like the truth.
Talking of bullshit, Labour's Keir Starmer is opportunistically lying about wanting to lower immigration now that the Tories have lost all credibility. And to finish this brief impromptu roundup of the news [sarcasm] Kanye (real name Ye Yaxley Gammon) West or TAFKAK as I'm now referring to him and Dave Chapelle are doing their bit for White Nationalism. Based [/sarcasm]
So it's over to you. What's the best or worst, most outrageous bullshit excuse you've ever heard or come up with?
Or alternatively, just carry on.
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